The Cast of Characters

To protect the innocent and guilty alike, names shall not be used on this blog. The cast of recurring characters is as follows:

Overshare: The woman herself. She's a twenty-something coworker of mine who by all accounts is a well-educated woman. Too bad she has no common sense about what you do and what you don't talk about at work. Not to mention that her personal life... well, it sucks.

CTF: Short for Chris the Felon. (Chris is not his real name.) He's the on-again, off-again boyfriend of Overshare. He's a doozy, let me tell you.

Toolshed: Coworker of mine who loves to talk to Overshare about her problems and give her bad advice.

Witty Comeback: My friend, another coworker, who is often subjected to conversations between Overshare and Toolshed due to the close proximity of their cubicles.

Anonymous Coworker: Me. Overshare for some reason seeks me out for the deepest, dirtiest parts of her life. She overshares with everyone-- but my office is like her own personal confessional booth.

New Additions:

Wyoming: Overshare's new roommate, a friend from graduate school. She's now a new coworker of mine as well. And she's Weird. But what else would you expect from someone who voluntarily lives with Overshare?

Oh-My-God-I-Loved-It: My nemesis at work, OMG loves to talk religion. Just ask her about the differences between Jehovah's Witnesses and Baptists sometime.

Swedish Nanny: Aptly named, this foreign childcare-worker frequents Skank Bar, CTF's place of employment. Shrouded in an air of mystery, she apparently is also attracted to CTF. Must be the beer-flavored nipples.

Tyrannical Sorority Sister: She's Overshare's direct supervisor. She's not exactly management material.