Grape or Red?
Overshare: I just sent you an email.
I hate it when she does that-- sends me an email and then walks directly into my office to discuss it. I guess I'd rather have a least a moment to process whatever it is she's sent before I'm forced to talk about it.
Overshare: Is it there yet?
Anonymous: Nope.
[Awkward pause.]
Overshare: Now?
Anonymous: Nope.
[Awkward pause.]
Overshare: What about...
Anonymous: All right, it's here. An evite?
Overshare: YEP! FOR MY BIRTHDAY!
Anonymous: But isn't your birthday in two months?
Overshare: Yes! Two months from today exactly!
Anonymous: A little early for an evite, isn't it?
Overshare: Oh, well you know I love to plan.
Anonymous: Right.
Overshare: All right, so reply!
Anonymous: What?
Overshare: REPLY!
Anonymous: Well, I'm not sure what my schedule is going to look like in two months...
Overshare: Well, now you know what you're doing on the 21st! RSVP!
Anonymous: I was thinking about going out of town...
Overshare: Just go a different weekend! RSVP, NOW!
Anonymous: Why the urgency?
Overshare: I need to know how much jello to buy for the jello shots!
Labels: party talk
12 Comments:
hahhahahhahaha!
Do you realize how many jello shots she would have to be planning to be lining up her jello supply two months in advance?
oh for heaven's sake POST AGAIN. I'm hanging on the edge of my Gaiam ball chair seat just waiting to see what hilarity has ensued...esp for Halloween. Thank you for sharing your torture - it makes all of us feel a little camaraderie
Are you okay? Sadly, my life is a little more empty without an Overshare update...
uuuuuummmmmmm, where the hell are you?.....anonymous?
OMG... I have been on maternity leave for the past 12 weeks, just returning to the office this week. During that WHOLE TIME I only get two posts??? Please, please, please post again!!!
Come back, come back, where ever you are!
Can we get one last entry before the new year? A little Christmas present for us all?
Please come back. We miss you.
Did you quit? Did SHE quit? Oh please oh please come back!
No, she didn't quit. Hey, A.C. I think there's going to be a mutiny!
PLEASE at least tell us how the party was? Were there green Jell-O shots, too???
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