Advantages of Having An Alien Lovechild

Overshare: Oh my God, I totally discovered the best thing ever!!

Some ideas on potential "Best Thing Ever" discoveries:
1. A cure for cancer.
2. Several thousands of dollars hidden in the wall of your home.
3. An original manuscript of a world-changing novel, say To Kill A Mockingbird or Catcher in the Rye.

But I know better than that to expect such discoveries from Overshare.

Anonymous: What would that be?
Overshare: With that car seat, and ET strapped in, I can TOTALLY use the car-pool lanes! No one even notices!!

Of course the Best Thing Ever, in her mind, is something that lets her take advantage of the system and benefits only her.

Anonymous: Wow.
Overshare: Who knew??!?
Anonymous: Who knew, indeed.

Oh, how much I would pay to be with the cop who pulls her over to discover this little gem and write her that ticket... the stories, the tears, the "But I didn't know!"... it would be priceless, really. What a story that cop will have to tell his family over dinner.