I'll Show You Inappropriate. Ok, not really.

To The “Reader” Who Flagged My Blog As “Inappropriate Content” While I Was Away on Vacation:

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

May you never be subjected to a horrible coworker whose stories force you to document them on a blog, where you are at the mercy of the Blogspot Gods who will decide whether or not to revoke your one source of comfort in the Oversharing that is your life because ONE reader simply doesn't "get it".

Much love and affection,
Anonymous Coworker

P.S. If you found the content so objectionable, may I ask why you spent three hours reading the entire thing?

Now that that's off my chest, onto the Overshare:

After the Flask Incident, a few weeks went by and I didn’t hear anything more on the subject. I decided to ask. Because, hell. At least this story is actually entertaining.

Anonymous: So, Overshare… what’s happening with that whole CTF/Flask/Court thing?
Overshare: Well, I’m taking the day off tomorrow to drive him down to the courthouse.
Anonymous: You’re taking a day off to take him to his trial?
Overshare: Well, the whole thing was kind of my fault, so I owe him at least that much.
Anonymous: How was the whole thing your fault?
Overshare: Well, you know, it was my idea to go out of town in the first place.

Oh. My. Damn. This had all the signs of CTF turning the whole thing around into being Overshare’s fault. Never mind that HE chose to wear the freaking belt buckle flask in the first place (which, I'd like to point out again, is probably the tackiest thing known to man.) Or that HE chose to pull an attitude with a cop. No, no. Clearly this is all Overshare’s fault because she…gasp!… offered to provide him with a free place to stay for a weekend in a different city! How dare she!

Anonymous: Your fault?
Overshare: Yes. So I’m driving him to his trial. His lawyer says the court in this town is a joke. He’ll just get a small fine, we’ll pay it, we’ll leave. CTF’s already talking about where he wants to have lunch afterwards.
Anonymous: Well, I hope it goes well.
Overshare: Oh, don't worry. How could it not?