The Coach/Couch Saga Continues

Several weeks after Overshare's "Coach" purse suddenly, miraculously appeared and took its place of prominence at staff meetings, our receptionist walked into my office and shut the door.

Receptionist, whispering: Hey, Anonymous.
Anonymous: Yes?
Receptionist: Have you seen Overshare's Coach purse?
Anonymous: Yes.
Receptionist: Have you heard the story behind it?
Anonymous: Not directly from Overshare, but I know the basic story behind it. CTF bought it for her in some grand show of love, didn't he?
Receptionist: Oh my God, I can't believe you haven't heard the story yet.
Anonymous: What story?
Receptionist: Well, the other night, I was out with Wyoming and Overshare and CTF at a bar.
Anonymous: Why?
Receptionist: Long story. There were supposed to be other people there but they bailed and it ended up being me and the three of them.
Anonymous: I'm so sorry.
Receptionist: Yeah.

[A moment of silence, please, for Receptionist's poor, unfortunate, now-permanently-scarred soul.]

Receptionist: So anyway, while we were all out, I couldn't take all of the inconsistencies in the story anymore so when Overshare went to the bathroom, I cornered CTF.
Anonymous: Really??

Oh, I was SO glad to get the real story on this. Here it is, as Receptionist relayed to me.

Receptionist: So, CTF, I can't believe you spent so much money on a purse for Overshare!
CTF: What?
Receptionist: Yeah, I mean, that must have cost you a lot of money! Did you get a good deal or something?
CTF: What are you talking about? What purse?
Receptionist: The Coach purse you bought for Overshare! Those things are crazy expensive!
CTF: I didn't buy Overshare any purse.
Receptionist: At all?
CTF: No!
Receptionist: But Overshare said that you sent her out of the store and bought it for her over a month ago.
CTF: I didn't buy nobody no f***ing purse.

Ah, so polite. I had almost forgotten.

So what did I do with this new information? I immediately call Witty Comeback to come into my office to hear the story, first-hand. Receptionist relayed it again.

Anonymous: Can you believe it?
Witty Comeback: Not really, no.
Anonymous: Receptionist, did you tell Overshare that you found out?
Receptionist: Are you kidding? I plan to talk about the purse whenever CTF is around now, just to see her sweat.