Boss + Alcohol = Bad Idea
Have I mentioned that Overshare likes to drink?
I could have sworn I had.
This love of drinking soon lead to a stint as the self-appointed office social secretary.
Overshare: I have a brilliant idea.
Anonymous: Oh really?
Overshare: Yes. I'm going to institute a weekly Happy Hour.
Anonymous: Ohhhh.
Overshare: Yeah, we're going to go to a different bar every week-- doesn't that sound awesome?
Anonymous: Awesome.
Now... I'm all for the typical work happy hour that happens occasionally. Really, I am. But weekly? We spend 8 hours a day, five days a week together-- I see no reason to plan to spend another 2-4 hours weekly after work with my coworkers. That's when I see my friends. Not to say I don't have coworkers who become friends (such as Witty Comeback) but Overshare? Wyoming? They don't fall into that category.
Anonymous: Every week, huh?
Overshare: Every week.
Anonymous: Great.
At that moment, Boss Man walked by my office.
Overshare, yelling: Hey, Boss Man!! Come out drinking with us!
Boss Man kept walking down the hall.
Overshare, to me: I'll get you the details later.
Overshare, exiting my office and following Boss Man: Hey! Hey, Boss Man!! Come out drinking with us! We're gonna get trashed!
4 Comments:
She said "We're gonna get trashed!" to her BOSS? Holy crap.
clearly Boss man is excited for this trend!
*shakes head*
This girl seems only capable of sleeping her way to the middle.
She'll never get promoted.
HAHAHAHAHA. Right on diverse hats!
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