Was Felon Jr. Taken?

Overshare: Jock Itch.
Anonymous: WHAT?
Overshare: Jock. Itch.

I have to say-- in all of my wildest dreams, I have never once imagined I would hear the sweet utterance of a coworker talking about such a thing in my workplace. I am glad it happened so early on in my career, though I do wonder if I've now reached the pinnacle of my professional life. And, p.s.-- what a delightfully named fungus. I truly don't understand why we don't promote it. Heck, I think we, as a society, should start discussing all "opportunistic infections" more, and maybe that was what Overshare was attempting to do. To shed light on the situation and call it out of darkness, to remove the stigma so commonly attached to such things and brings the victims peace of mind and solidarity in the fight.

Or maybe not.

Anonymous: Am I supposed to know why you're saying that?
Overshare: What do you think of it?
Anonymous: Huh?
Overshare: Do you think it would be a good name?
Anonymous: A NAME?
Overshare: Yeah. Jock Itch. Kind of catchy.

Hot damn, that's the best pun I've heard in a while and it went right over her head.

Anonymous: [giggles]
Overshare, irritated: What? What's so funny?
Anonymous: Nothing.
Overshare: Whatever. So, last night CTF and I were discussing what we want to name our kids.

Right, because that's the next logical step after you've planned your wedding.

Anonymous: Oh.
Overshare: Yeah. And he said that he wanted to name his kids Jock Itch and Foot, if they are boys. And Stripper and Whore if they are girls. He thinks it would be funny if teachers had to call a kid Whore all the time.
Anonymous: Oh yeah. Hysterical.
Overshare: I think he was just kidding.
Anonymous: You think he was kidding?
Overshare: About Stripper and Whore, anyway. He seemed to be serious about Jock Itch though.
Anonymous: Ugh.
Overshare: Yeah, he said that since he's going to screw his kids up anyway, he might as well get a head start.

And as an added bonus today, check out the other naming options for CTF's kids here, at the bottom of the page.