They're Taking Over Hollywood!

Oh-My-God-I-Loved-It: Anonymous, did you see Napoleon Dynamite?
Anonymous: Yeah, I thought it was—
OMG: Didn’t you love it? Oh my God, I loved it!
Anonymous: It was pretty funny.
OMG: Didn’t you think it was funny? It was so funny!
Anonymous: I loved the scene where Uncle Rico takes Kip’s steak—
OMG: I LOVE the scene where Uncle Rico takes Kip’s steak and throws it at Napoleon! Didn’t you think that was funny? It was so funny!
Anonymous: Yep, I thought it was funny.
OMG: Did you know that everyone involved in the movie is Mormon?

I hope you’re all ready for another religion lesson.

Anonymous: Well, I know the writers are, but I don’t think everyone was.
OMG: Oh, no. I have friends that work in Hollywood, and they said it was one of the requirements for being on set.
Anonymous: Really? Because there are some semi-famous actors in it that I’m pretty sure aren’t Mormon.
OMG: I’m sure. You absolutely HAD to be a Mormon. The writers refused to work with anyone who wasn’t.
Anonymous: I’m pretty sure Diedrich Bader isn’t Mormon.
OMG: If he’s in the movie, he had to be.
Anonymous: Haylie Duff isn’t Mormon.
OMG: Wait, who is she?
Anonymous: Hillary Duff’s sister—she played Summer Wheatly.
OMG: I’m telling you, everyone in the movie is Mormon.
Anonymous: Even the girl who played LaFawnduh?
OMG: EVERYONE.
Anonymous: Pedro, too?
OMG: [huffs, walks away.]