Let The Freak Out Begin!

I know, I know… Bad Anonymous Coworker, leaving you all hanging like that. But seriously, every single time I went to start typing something up—Overshare herself would walk into my office. And having to deal with her approximately 395,485 times a day is so exhausting I’ve just gone straight to sleep when I get home. Sorry for the delay folks.

Overshare: So I totally got the explanation from CTF about why Swedish Nanny is living with him.
Anonymous: And?
Overshare: She was fired from her nanny job.
Anonymous: Oh! Do you know why?
Overshare: Something about CTF being over too much.

I have to say, if I were in the parents shoes—I wouldn’t want CTF anywhere near my house, either.

Anonymous: Ah. Yes, well…
Overshare: I’m actually kind of worried about her living there though—who knows how CTF will be when he has someone so accessible.
Anonymous: Accessible?
Overshare: But since she’s foreign, getting fired means she lost her visa sponsorship, right? Which means she’s going to have to leave! I win!
Anonymous: How long will she be staying with CTF?
Overshare: Oh, two or three months.
Anonymous: Months? A lot can happen in a few months.
Overshare: Nothing major.
Anonymous: You sure?
Overshare: What are you talking about?
Anonymous: She could get another nanny job.
Overshare: I don’t think she wants to; apparently she didn’t like it much.
Anonymous: What if Swedish Nanny wants CTF to marry her so she can stay?
Overshare: [silence]
Anonymous: Overshare?
Overshare: Ho. Ly. Shit.