With Friends Like Overshare...

Before we get to today’s Overshare, I just wanted to talk about how much I appreciate all of you readers. One of my main joys is seeing how some people get here. Did you know that if you Google “leather miniskirt Halloween wig”, you get this blog? And my all time favorite search term to lead here? “Baptist Boobs.” Five dollars says they were disappointed. So thank you my faithful readers. You’ve helped bring laughter to someone who was obviously looking for religious porn.

On to the Overshare!

Anonymous: So, are CTF and Swedish Nanny still dating?
Overshare, sullenly: Yes.
Anonymous: Oh. I’m sorry to hear that?
Overshare: It’s ok. Actually, I had a long talk with her the other night.
Anonyous: Is this before or after you called the police on her for harassing you?
Overshare: After. And the police said I didn’t have much of a case.
Anonymous: Oh, that’s too bad.
Overshare: So anyway, I was at Skank Bar a few days ago and so was Swedish Nanny. So pathetic. She was just sitting there, waiting for him to get off work.

I’d just like to interject here that while most of them were not blog-worthy, I do remember several Overshare/CTF stories that started out with “So, I was just sitting at Skank Bar, waiting for CTF to get off work…” But obviously, it’s a different thing entirely if it’s Overshare doing it instead of Swedish Nanny.

Anonymous: Ok…
Overshare: Well, CTF was outside working the door, and Swedish Nanny was sitting inside at the bar. I decided to go talk to her about not calling my phone for CTF anymore.
Anonymous: How did that go over?
Overshare: Well, it really freaked CTF out. He walked inside to get a drink while we were sitting together and he kept calling my phone but I wouldn’t pick up.
Anonymous: He kept calling your phone?
Overshare: Yeah, he saw us sitting together, talking… so he took his ten-minute break and went into the manager’s office to use the phone. He was trying to get me to leave. He left me like four frantic messages. "Overshare, I know what you're doing! Just stop it!"
Anonymous: Yeah, I'm sure he hated that. What were you and Swedish Nanny talking about?
Overshare: Well, it started out the way our phone conversations usually do. She loves him, will talk to him whenever she wants, blah blah blah. But then she started talking about how she can’t lose CTF because he’s her only friend and she’s from Sweden and all of her family is there. And I felt kinda bad.
Anonymous: Felt bad for still seeing CTF when he's dating Swedish Nanny or felt bad because she doesn’t have any friends?
Overshare: Because she doesn’t have any friends.
Anonymous: Ok…
Overshare: So I told her that we could be friends.
Anonymous: [chokes]
Overshare: So we’re going to start hanging out without CTF.
Anonymous: That should be interesting.
Overshare: It felt so nice to actually do something for someone else. She was so happy she went home without CTF. We’re supposed to hang out this week.
Anonymous: Did you go home then too?
Overshare: Oh, no. I waited for CTF and then we went back to my place. The sex was so amazing!
Anonymous, sarcastically: How nice of you.
Overshare, obliviously: Yeah. I’m going to go check what movies are playing in case she wants to see one.